I ate my way through Louisville and lived to tell the tale

Louisville (Looavul? Looeevile?) wasn’t a new destination for me, I’ve been a few times before, but on this trip I made a concerted effort to try new places and things I hadn’t before. It was a work trip so I still had to be at a desk for 8 hours a day but I definitely used my free time to explore all I could and man, what a super cool city! I’ve got a new crush and his name is Luhvul, Luahvool, Lurv… something like that. I flew in on Sunday morning so I had most of the day free to wander. First stop was of course lunch because I was hungry after waking up too early on a Sunday for my flight. I tried out a hot new joint called Biscuit Belly and the brunch crowd was poppin’.

It had the cayootest decor inside, the colors were bright and fun with a casual vibe. You are asked to look at a menu while you wait in line then order when you get to the register and take a seat wherever to wait for your food to be brought out. The menu is overwhelming and I wanted to try so much more. It’s a great place to go with a larger group so you can order a ton of stuff and share, pancake corndogs anyone?? I got the Edgy Veggie and had them add bacon because I DO WHAT I WANT! It was divine, rich AF, and I couldn’t finish it all no matter how hard I tried. Again I’ll stress, go with a group and order everythiiinnngggg.

They also have their own Belly Blend by Heine Bros coffee which cleared up any hesitation I had about eating here because Heine Bros is the beessssttt

After lunch I was almost uncomfortably full so decided to walk back towards my hotel to move my body a bit and see if there was anything cool along the way. I passed the Angel’s Envy distillery and popped in to see if they had a tour. I will never say no to a distillery tour, I find the process fascinating, the smell intoxicating, and especially in bourbon central, each distillery has it’s own unique take you can learn about. Angel’s Envy didn’t have any tours but did offer a tasting for $10 and how can you pass that up? They finish their bourbon in port barrels which gives it a really distinct flavor I found delicious.

We got three pours and a piece of locally made chocolate to pair with it. my goodness it was tasty.

The tasting was fun, informative and really personable. We all sat around a big wooden table and got to chat as a group. Our guide walked us through how to get your palate ready for the liquor by taking a sip and swishing it around to get the burn going so the second sip was smoother and by the time you get to the third you’re able to really pick up on lots of flavor notes in the bourbon. After extensive research I can say my preferred way to take it is with a splash of water or a single ice cube. After we got our buzz on we were allowed to walk around the distillery room where again, it smells amazing, and the big copper pots are so pretty. Do they make candles that smell like mash? I could get into that.

The rest of the week were full days of work with a few free hours a day to explore the culinary scene of Lurrgghhveerrrhh. And it was glorious. SO. MUCH. GOOD. FOOD. For a quick meal on the cheaper side, Taco Luchador was the shit and I could stuff my face for twelve bucks. The fish taco, mole chicken taco and elote were all killer, don’t pass on the elote. Mussel and Burger Bar was another affordable lunch option, the BBQ burger was everything you want in a burger. Didn’t get to try them, but the mussels have a great reputation. Proof on Main is super funky, great for a fancy cocktail. It’s connected to 21 c Museum where you’re allowed to bring your drink along while you stroll. Very cool spot. Doc Crow’s is great if you want some smoked meat baby, or a nice cocktail. If you’re looking for some lighter fare after eating rich for days, this is not the place. Good. But heavy. Looking to treat yo self to a fancy dinner? The Fat Lamb was perfect for that. The staff were insanely nice, the food was incredible (huge portions), and the scene was modern and chic. I got the scallops and polenta (GAAHHH) and splurged on the cannoli dessert. I felt like a GD queen. Scroll through the carousel below to marvel at all the things I ate in a week’s time. I know, impressive right??

A new addition to the city, at least since I was there a handful of years ago, are the scooters. Locals seem to find them a nuisance because people act a fool while riding through the streets, but as a visitor with no wheels I LOVED them. I signed up for Lime they also have Birds which are essentially the same thing. They are motorized scooters that run on electricity and they are everywhere in downtown Louisville. You pull up the app, locate a nearby scooter, reserve it and scan the QR code to unlock it. I rode them to work a lot of mornings, cruised to go have lunch and even to the CVS to pick up some essentials. They are a green affordable option, every ride I took was less than $3. I’m a New Yorker and don’t mind a walk but the humidity was ungodly while I was there and if I can avoid sweat beating down my full face beat, I will. I’m in a larger body, not super agile, and my fitness level is pretty low right now. I’m working on building it up! But currently I greatly appreciated this easy option of stepping on and hitting the gas rather than say a bicycle ride that would end me.

To be fair, the people of instagram who warned me not to know I’m a clumsy ass and this could have been disastrous. Thank goodness these things were easy to operate and I didn’t crash into anything.

The one downside to this trip was Trump made an appearance at The Galt House to speak to a group of veterans, the same hotel I was staying at which made for some awkward elevator rides. Louisville is a progressive city surrounded by a sea of red and they were not happy he was visiting. One of my Uber drivers told me he was taking off the night before to drive to Cincinnati because he didn’t want to be anywhere near that orange ass. The city was a ghost town the day Trump arrived; most people stayed home to avoid the street closures and congestion, except for the few nut jobs who rolled in trying to sell their MAGA hats and blue lives matter pins. Maybe it was the collective disgust for Trump’s visit or I’m just more comfortable traveling solo these days but I had some incredible conversations with the people of Louisville. We talked about art, politics, gentrification, education, the environment, anything and everything. It is a vibrant city full of culture, great food, fabulous drinks and wonderful people. I had such a fantastic time and hope I get a chance to visit again soon.

Love you Loooeeeeviiiilllllleeee MUAH!

They have more than just corn in Indiana, but they also do have a lot of corn

My most recent trip was to Elkhart, Indiana. Not one of my bucket list destinations but it has three things I can't find anywhere else: My brother, sister in law, and adorable baby niece moved to northern Indiana last fall, and now it's one of the places I visit the most. I've been four times in the past year, and I'm sure I'll be back many more because, seriously, she is the CUTEST.

I now have two selfies of us like this. I think I'm going to keep it up for the next 12 years. Stick Out Your Tongue: A Photo Series will be released in 2030.

Both of my grandparents are from Terre Haute, Indiana. Well, my Grandpa technically is from Chicago (don't get it twisted because he will correct you) but grew up in Indiana. Then they moved out west to California where they had their kids, then those kids had kids, and then THOSE kids had kids. And then those kids moved back east when they realized SoCal was too expensive. I don't have any children, I'm not ready to be a mamma and may never be (which is FINE btw, women have value and worth even if they don't have children Y'all). So when my only sibling had his first child, it was a BFD. I was for sure meant to be an auntie. My aunts meant the world to me growing up, and I am stoked to get to be that for someone. She's not my kid, and it's insane how much I love this little person who I've only known for like 18 months.

I ALSO GET TO SEE THIS LITTLE CUTIE. I IDENTIFY AS A CAT PERSON, BUT THERE IS A HANDFUL OF DOGGOS I AM PARTIAL TO AND THIS LITTLE chihuahua IS ONE OF THEM.

Born on the west coast, moved to the east coast and never had any reason to visit the middle, it now looks like I'll be hanging in the midwest pretty often. When I first began visiting, I hunted for the cheapest travel option, of course, and that was to fly into Chicago, then take the Airport Supersaver bus to South Bend. It's a great travel option if you need to get between Chicago and Indiana; they stop at both Midway and O'Hare as well as many stops along the way to South Bend International Airport. And I can snag a flight from NYC to Chicago for an awesome price pretty easily. Taking the bus is an excellent option though it is a very, very long travel day. This last time I was able to find a great deal on a direct flight with United from Newark to South Bend, and it was terrific. I was there in two hours, and I hope to find similar flights in the future. The trip back, however, was not so terrific. I booked a basic economy ticket, which has its restrictions like no full size carry on or seat selection, but one thing I didn't notice was no online check-in which means you have to go to the counter to check-in. Be aware of this if you opt for a basic fare with United. I was not aware and got to the airport just after the cut off and couldn't get on my flight which was a total bummer.

THIS DIRECT FLIGHT IS ONE OF THOSE LITTLE PUDDLE JUMPERS WHICH I HATE. FLYING WAS NOT SOMETHING I GOT COMFORTABLE WITH VERY EASILY, AND THESE TINY PLANES ARE WHAT I IMAGINE HELL WOULD BE LIKE.

My brother turned 30 a few weeks ago, so I invited myself for a long weekend. When my sister in law and I were searching for a place to go to dinner, we, of course, used yelp. I can't imagine anyone reading this wouldn't know what yelp is or how great a resource it can be, but then I think of my mom who probably doesn't, so just putting it out there. Yelp is amaaahhzing; not the most useful in every country but here in the US it's my go-to for finding food and drink. And it did not fail in the Hoosier State. We went to Evil Czech Brewery which was way cool. The food was delicious, the brews tasty with quirky names (cashmere outside was my fave name), it had a funky vibe, and they make most, if not all, their items in-house, including the mustard. We loved it so much we asked to buy a soup cup full of it, and they were so sweet to accommodate. No joke, next time I visit my fam, I'm taking a checked bag and an empty mason jar to fill up with this mustard to bring back home. I got the Spanish Inquisition, one of their handmade sausages, with beer battered fries, and of course a side of the mustard. It was unreal. Even the kid's mac & cheese was fantastic; thankfully they gave a portion way too big for my niece because I kept picking at it. They had a real clear brand, which was environmentally conscious and posted about their 'nose to tail' philosophy in the menu. I very much appreciated the respect they seemed to genuinely have for animal life and the world as a whole. Definitely my kind of place.

Forgive the blurry pics, I was just so hungry and excited I couldn't think straight... or hold the camera straight. Food from left to right: Spanish Inquisition, Carne Asada, pretzel with house made beer cheese & buffalo curds. gaaahhhh.

I haven't explored much of Indiana. Every time I've gone it's been short trips, there's usually some family function to attend, and my sole focus is to spend time with my niece, bro and SIL, which is a lot of lounging around the house. A few highlights I've had over the last year:

• One visit we drove around Notre Dame, and the campus was be-yoo-ti-ful. People were jogging, and families were walking all around the lake. I'd love to go back sometime and get out of the car to see more of it close up.
• Another time we watched a storm roll in from way far off; I'd never seen anything like that before. It was mesmerizing, and I could spend many a night just sitting on a porch watching the thunder and lighting creep up on us.
• Most times we stop at least once by Culver's, my sister in law's favorite place and THE fast food chain of the midwestern U.S.
• I've seen a lot of Amish out and about with their horse and buggy, but it would be interesting to visit a community and look at the goods and food for sale.

Honestly, I wasn't looking forward to hanging out in Elkhart, but this last trip got me a little more excited about learning what else is in the area. I can be a bit judgy and at times have some closed-minded opinions about particular places, as I did with Indiana, assuming it wasn't very interesting. Adventure can be anywhere and just because a city isn't on everyone's 'must see' list doesn't mean it isn't worth exploring. I apologize to you, Hoosier state, for devaluing you based on preconceived notions, and I promise to get to know you better. If you've got favorite places in the area, let me know in the comments so I can check it out next time I'm in town!

Those Indiana storms on them Indiana nights. Any Tom Petty fans? I was really into Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers in high school.